Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for November 05, 2018

Here’s another deep philosophical thought. First of all, don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere. Many times, when a person decides to “Unfollow” a strip, they tell the whole GC universe why they are unhappy, that they will never read said strip again, etc…. Why do they think we care? Just go! Their reading of a certain strip is of little consequence or concern to anyone.

My wife used to work for a popular communications company, 14 million subscribers. A customer would sometimes say they are unhappy, leaving etc…. She would think, “Bye, me and the other 13,999,999 subscribers will miss you.”

This comic contains at least 8 witty tweets. I shall borrow it.

That’s not new the homeless in San Francisco thought of that years ago.

And arrested.

If there is no way to bathe, shower, or wash, is it a bathroom. Can you go to the bathroom in the one holer in the woods?

Bathroom, restroom, lavatory, even toilet (from the French): all ways to avoid saying what one is actually doing due to some ancient embarrassment about functions of the body.

Hillbilly wisdom: It’s not home if you can’t take a whiz off the back porch.

(Yes, I am Appalachian-American by birth and upbringing.) (And for the record – anyone who says it “App-uh-LATCH-un”, isn’t; it’s “App-uh-LAY-shun”.)

Well, you know the old saying: “The whole world is a man’s bathroom…” And mankind is proving it…

Unusually punny for BI.

“Deep” backwards is “peed”. So his philosophical thoughts are backward.