Herman by Jim Unger for November 15, 2018

“Fine, here’s your tip:stay off airplanes next Tuesday.”

And I’ll go out the back door.

I, and some others, once tipped a waiter right after he was fired. He allowed the wrong person to sit down.

Here’s your tip: If you had done your job well you #1 wouldn’t have been fired and #2 would have received a tip from me! :o}

Don’t wait too long.. My Mercedes is parked by the back door.

optimist

Go out the back door.

In England, a “tip” is another word for a garbage dump…

Does Herman ever get a break?