Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 16, 2018

A clearing in the bushes. That’ll probably spread and then the armies will have to battle again for territory!

They’re probably new to these parts.

Mr. Thompson, do you have a lice sense for that pun?

I wonder who picked the nits for the meeting.

Is this an example of nit wit?

Clearly they want no part of each other!

Scratch one potential battle field.

As nits, shouldn’t they be cemented to individual hairs rather than standing out there on the parade ground? Or am I nit picking?

These were all lousy comments!!