FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 04, 2019

well, Jason may not get that ten mill after all

If it sounds too good to be true assume it is!

“You may have already won.” Call be back when I have already won.

Jason, just how good are your hacking chops?

How did these people even get his name???

I hate to tell you, Jason, but, as a minor, you would have no control of the money, anyway.

His chances of having the winning number are aproximately 1 in 3,700,000,000,000,000. I would definitly cancel the order and call the realtor.

I’m sure Mom and Dad would soon cancel everything.

know how he feels…..

One would think that Jason, as smart as he is, would have known…

YOU THINK?

Wa wa waaaaaaaaaa