If I has a sentient bird living my house who conversed with me intelligently, I’d probably swear off ALL meat forever. Until then, pass the A1 steak sauce, please.
every couple weeks or so I find another pair of wings lying on the streets around my neighborhood, the results of a pigeon or sparrow being eaten by a hawk. One species of bird doesn’t give a crap about any other species of bird.
Enter.Name.Here about 6 years ago
If I has a sentient bird living my house who conversed with me intelligently, I’d probably swear off ALL meat forever. Until then, pass the A1 steak sauce, please.
LupisLight about 6 years ago
Gotta give Pilsner some credit, for the amount of effort he’s put into this protest, if nothing else.
Lucy Rudy about 6 years ago
If he is like my late parrot, he would love chicken and turkey!
clayusmcret Premium Member about 6 years ago
There’s room for all of God’s creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy.
nosirrom about 6 years ago
Seems like Moondog’s Thanksgiving was one bird short of perfect.
cuzinron47 about 6 years ago
What a drama queen!
yangeldf about 6 years ago
every couple weeks or so I find another pair of wings lying on the streets around my neighborhood, the results of a pigeon or sparrow being eaten by a hawk. One species of bird doesn’t give a crap about any other species of bird.
Frankie5466 about 6 years ago
Wow pilsner, passive aggressive much?!
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
Don’t be so uppity, Pilsner. You can be replaced with another delusional parakeet….
TazzTec about 6 years ago
I <3 Pilsner, and I had a fantastic Thanksgiving dinner without anyone giving me the bird.