Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 17, 2018

I imagine it went in a little deeper than Phoebe intended.

“This is the modern age. There’s like, toasters and stuff.” does not mean we’re done advancing.

well, at least Phoebe didn’t make her mother drop and break the plate

First time I ever saw a unicorn turn in to a “goose”. ;-)

“That’s nice, dear. Now is this your way of telling me you’ll help with the dishes?”

Phoebe, unless your blood says something else, you are not an unicorn.

It looks like they all got the point.

If this was Calvin’s mother, Phoebe would have been grounded.

Given the horn, I’ve always suspected there was a dark side to being a unicorn.

Marigold has an exultant point.

I wonder if Phoebe thinks that New Day rocks?

Greyhounds communicate in a very similar manner. They’re not called ""needle noses" for nothing.

Um, Marigold already said they didn’t poke there.

Is Phoebe trying to be a proctologist. She should practice with Dad instead.

I thought it was Phoebe’s point?

Is this what they call horning in?

I wonder what the message was she wanted passed along?

Mom won’t be happy if she gets a bruise there. Fortunately by the time it is bikini weather again it will be healed.