Strange Brew by John Deering for November 16, 2018

If Tang got us to the moon, then apples gave us gravity.

…and then, it all went pear-shaped.

When it comes to oranges though you really have to concentrate!

Can be fermented: Apples – √ Oranges – X

I vote for oranges!

If I were doing a comparison, they’d both have an “X” next to tasty. I give them both raspberries.

oranges – monochromatic / apples – multichromatic

His colleague devoted his life to comparing gravity and levity.

Apples: red, yellow, green. Oranges: well, orange.

Devote more time creating a better fruitcake.

I bet he got a huge government grant for this important work!

Chewable peel?

Now, what happens when you make Tang with apple juice???? 8^)

Vork, you dork.

Apples: pie. Oranges, not so much…although I wonder if anyone’s ever tried using a lemon meringue pie recipe to make orange pie…