Ha! My big Shep/Lab mix was tolerant of those little,Napoleons, until one bit her in the face, unprovoked! She was watchful after that. Then, one nice Summer’s night, I was walking her past people, relaxing on outdoor benches, when I hear loud yapping and see a little Maltese charging out from under the bench, toward my dog! My dog turned, lowered her body and let out a growl like I’ve never heard before! The Maltese froze, in mid yap and melted like a marshmallow! His owner pulled the dog back and apologized…I politely waited until I got to the end of the block to laugh my head off!
Farside99 about 6 years ago
Rescue a few large dogs. You’ll feel better in no time.
VincentGoudreault about 6 years ago
It was the right hand, not the left.
PICTO about 6 years ago
The height of the couch confirms that diagnosis. That, and the length.
Stevefk about 6 years ago
That counselor probably has a side job as a mall Santa during the holiday season!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 6 years ago
Sighound Freud.
PO' DAWG about 6 years ago
Napoleon after eating “The Big Piggy”
I AM CARTOON LADY! about 6 years ago
Ha! My big Shep/Lab mix was tolerant of those little,Napoleons, until one bit her in the face, unprovoked! She was watchful after that. Then, one nice Summer’s night, I was walking her past people, relaxing on outdoor benches, when I hear loud yapping and see a little Maltese charging out from under the bench, toward my dog! My dog turned, lowered her body and let out a growl like I’ve never heard before! The Maltese froze, in mid yap and melted like a marshmallow! His owner pulled the dog back and apologized…I politely waited until I got to the end of the block to laugh my head off!
Aliquid about 6 years ago
As it turns out Napoleon wasn’t short. Just propaganda to make fun of him. “Fake news” of the day.