That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 06, 2018

“Sir, I should advise you that it isn’t wise to bring your mistress to the same restaurant to which you bring your wife.”

“Sir, it would be wise to not talk politics in this restaurant.”

“Hey, those two actually ordered the £13 avocado toast!”

“For twice the price, chef can put two dots of gravy on the edge of the plate.”

John and Emily, it has truly been a pleasure serving you all these years, but this will be my last night here. Tomorrow the pub is closing for renovations and I hope you will both enjoy the new Hooters that will be opening soon.

Time travelers have an awful time. At times.

“However, the peas boiled to a tasteless mush are mandatory.”

Sir, I am sorry but the chef refuses to cook your steak rare. When cooked well-done, the burnt maggots enhance the charred flavor for which we are famous.

This soup is too spicy. You must be careful when adding potatoes.

" I’m sorry to inform you that your Colonial Express card has been declined. "

This is an English restaurant, sir, only bland and tasteless meals are served here.

“Rest rooms? Where d’you think you are, London?”

ruh roh

Just thought you might want to see the size of this cockroach I just caught in the kitchen.

Interesting strangers: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Edmund_Blair_Leighton_-_Interesting_Strangers.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this 1881 (not sure why Mr. Melcher said Before), roughly B4 paper size painting. First Other versions has strip coloration.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/blair-leighton_edmund.html 

https://www.royalacademy.org.uk/art-artists/name/edmund-blair-leighton 

http://www.painting-history.com/artist/blair-leighton_edmund.htm 

https://www.aaronartprints.org/blairleighton-edmund.php 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/844 

http://www.avictorian.com/Leighton_Edmund_Blair.html 

http://hoocher.com/Edmund_Blair_Leighton/Edmund_Blair_Leighton.htm 

all have info about this artist. So far, 39 works by him have been used here, with 2 repeated as Classics (41 times total). 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/11/05?comments=visible 

has the prior strip (my comment there included the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2075 (November 5, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

I’ll have the thinly sliced potatoes boiled in hot oil. I hear they are quite the rage.

“We do nouvelle cuisine, so your portion will be, oh, about this big. But very attractively plated.”

“A big mac? We do not sell raincoats, sir.”

Yes, proprietor, I do wish to complain! Those three at the corner table haven’t taken their eyes from my dear Cynthia’s bustle since we were seated!! :>)

“Why yes, I can recommend a barber. Sweeney Todd has a shop just around the corner. In fact, the meat pie you had was from Mrs. Lovett’s shop just next door to his place. She names all of her pies. You had the oxymoronic ‘Honest Banker.’”

“Just as well. They’d probably give me heartburn, anyway.”

What? Next you’ll tell me you don’t have any guacamole and chips!

“Sir. As I said a moment ago and repeatedly before that, we don’t have that here.”