Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 24, 2018

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    Nachikethass  about 6 years ago

    Most bottles are now 1.5 to 2.0 litres here!

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    mddshubby2005  about 6 years ago

    That’s right, Pipsi! Don’t you have a fluid ounce of sense?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Must be from Canada.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Aw, can it!

    There are no standard sizes any more….

    Just tell that little Squirt™, “Sobe® it.”

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    Qiset  about 6 years ago

    That’s just the beer talking.

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    P51Strega  about 6 years ago

    No imperialist allowed!…ooh that that’ll make him pop his top.

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    formathe  about 6 years ago

    actually noticed that the majority of bottles in the US are now liters.

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    chris_weaver  about 6 years ago

    Indeed, that’s why you can’t explain puns to kleptomaniacs – they take things literally!

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    davetb1956  about 6 years ago

    I would have thought he shouldn’t have taken everything two liter-ally.

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