Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 30, 2018

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    WoodEye  almost 6 years ago

    Capitalism on parade!

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    TwilightFaze  almost 6 years ago

    $75 for the tree, $10 the rope and labor, $115 for the emotional distress he has to put up with when he tells his wife.

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    Nachikethass  almost 6 years ago

    You had first pick!

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    cubswin2016  almost 6 years ago

    He’s got you over a barrel, Ralph.

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    Baba27  almost 6 years ago

    And as soon as he’s forked out the $ 200 the tree won’t be perfect anymore.

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    jagedlo  almost 6 years ago

    Wait…..because of her demanding “the perfect tree” (see all week for the evidence), HE’S having to pay $200? He should have her have to do the negotiating and paying….

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    Fuz  almost 6 years ago

    Ralph, you’re an idiot.

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    DaveQuinn  almost 6 years ago

    time to buy a phony tree. It will always be perfect….unless Norm tries to put it up.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  almost 6 years ago

    ’Tis the season to be giving…through the nose…

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    del_grande Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    So of course he pays the $200, just in time for his wife to find the “even more perfect tree”

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    RobinHood  almost 6 years ago

    Just pay up Ralph

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 6 years ago

    They should have a Griswold Christmas instead.

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    Holilubillkori Premium Member almost 6 years ago
    One of my favorite Christmas movies.. :^ )
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    Bob.  almost 6 years ago

    Tree will drop needles as soon as he touches it.

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