So he just had a pretzel.
You made me laugh for real, bro. (At church I sit behind the drumkit just WAITING for the pastor to say something droll…)
Wouldn’t mind hearing the vendor’s response to that one. ( Taz can always use some new vocabulary.)
Gaucher Hot Dogs are the Best!
That’s okay; I’m self-loathing.
His favorite order was: “One with everything.”
Flesh is delicious with hot mustard.
Gautama the Buddha was a textured vegetable protein kind of guy.
Plants are also alive . . . They just can’t run as fast as animals!
I do however enjoy having “Buddha’s Delight” (with brown rice) for lunch.
Carrots are living flesh, too.
A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. “Excuse me, but where’s my change?” asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, “Change must come from within.”
But does a hot dog have Buddha nature?
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
So he just had a pretzel.
Panufo about 6 years ago
You made me laugh for real, bro. (At church I sit behind the drumkit just WAITING for the pastor to say something droll…)
danketaz Premium Member about 6 years ago
Wouldn’t mind hearing the vendor’s response to that one. ( Taz can always use some new vocabulary.)
dwane.scoty1 about 6 years ago
Gaucher Hot Dogs are the Best!
scpandich about 6 years ago
That’s okay; I’m self-loathing.
sfletch1 about 6 years ago
His favorite order was: “One with everything.”
DCBakerEsq about 6 years ago
Flesh is delicious with hot mustard.
Mostly Water Premium Member about 6 years ago
Gautama the Buddha was a textured vegetable protein kind of guy.
Dean about 6 years ago
Plants are also alive . . . They just can’t run as fast as animals!
I do however enjoy having “Buddha’s Delight” (with brown rice) for lunch.
ChukLitl Premium Member about 6 years ago
Carrots are living flesh, too.
librarian4hire about 6 years ago
A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. “Excuse me, but where’s my change?” asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, “Change must come from within.”
hakuin about 6 years ago
But does a hot dog have Buddha nature?