New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for November 09, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 6 years ago

    So he just had a pretzel.

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    Panufo  almost 6 years ago

    You made me laugh for real, bro. (At church I sit behind the drumkit just WAITING for the pastor to say something droll…)

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Wouldn’t mind hearing the vendor’s response to that one. ( Taz can always use some new vocabulary.)

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    dwane.scoty1  almost 6 years ago

    Gaucher Hot Dogs are the Best!

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    scpandich  almost 6 years ago

    That’s okay; I’m self-loathing.

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    sfletch1  almost 6 years ago

    His favorite order was: “One with everything.”

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 6 years ago

    Flesh is delicious with hot mustard.

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    Mostly Water Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Gautama the Buddha was a textured vegetable protein kind of guy.

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    Dean  almost 6 years ago

    Plants are also alive . . . They just can’t run as fast as animals!

    I do however enjoy having “Buddha’s Delight” (with brown rice) for lunch.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Carrots are living flesh, too.

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    librarian4hire  almost 6 years ago

    A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”

    The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.

    The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. “Excuse me, but where’s my change?” asks the Zen master.

    The vendor responds, “Change must come from within.”

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    hakuin  almost 6 years ago

    But does a hot dog have Buddha nature?

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