Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 01, 2018

I want beer literally on tap.

Life is unfair, and it just keeps becoming more unfair.

Bigger than that, Pig. (A gordita grove? A flauta forest?)

Pig got it right the first time.

Pig should think more about LIFE and less about FOOD.

Oh, I like how Pig thinks!

Maybe a pizza plant?

Life is s__t. Then you die.

Chili con carne hot springs…?

Life is fair, except for most people.

Life is unfair alright; if the 2016 election went another way, there would have been a taco truck on every corner.

“You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.”

Life is a learning experience …. fair or unfair is up to you :-)

Aren’t orchids hard to grow? Wouldn’t it make sense to have them come from something easier to grow?

As for a nachos tree, you’d only get them for a couple of weeks during the fall, and have to eat them all before they go stale.

Life is eminently fair in its randomness.All you have to do is make good choices and be a survivor.It’s only unfair to those who make poor choices and want something for nothing.

Burger bushes? Never mind. Forget I said that.

Yeah, because chocolate chip cookies aren’t health food.

Pizza plantations.

When is life EVER fair?

On the other hand, parking under a nacho tree would be very messy!

I like the old moose better.

I remember learning that song in fourth grade — only it was “peppermint trees,” not “cigarette trees.”

That’s one of the first lessons I taught my kids – life is not fair………..and not everything I cook has mushrooms in it.

My late father once told me, when I challenged a decision of his as being unfair, “Son, ‘fair’ is a four letter word beginning with an F that should never be used in polite company.”

Life is neither fair or unfair, it just is. We assign those labels to help us cope with it.

…STEFAN, BABY!!!!!!!!!!! Isee a GRRREAT merchandising opportunity! Have your people call my people.

Is goat using “fair” in the sense of “just” or just “even-handed”? I would argue life is fair in the latter sense but not in the former.

If life was fair, cheesecake would be a diet aid.

As Jack Kornfield once wrote, “Ypu can’t stop the waves, but you can learn to surf.” One of my favorite lines, and brilliant advice for those who would like to even the odds!

“Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”

Life is fair. Not poor or good, just fair…

Pig is weird. Only popcorn and potato chips should be a concern! And pizza. Popcorn, potato chips , and pizza. And cheeseburgers….

It’s a really good day when you break even.

Only a fool or leftist (redundant) could think life could ever be fair.