Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 24, 2018

♫ Celebrate good times, come on! ♫

Off she goes into the wild blue.

’We’re off to see the Wizard!’ And Gary is understanding. We’ve all been The Fool at one time or another.

And just like that she was gone.

It was a slippery slope once she got started down.

Well a squirrel up your dress will do that to you.

Well something is tickling Nancy’s fancy.

At least she didn’t dance around the issue for too long.

Well…. after all….

It was a jump to the left….

And then a step to the ri- i- ight…

With her hands on her hips

She brought her knees in tight….

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drove her insane….

Nancy did the Time Warp again….

She seems to be getting a big kick out of it.

At least that is what he told the cops. He knew there was a cliff and her propensity to dance to the left.

The Prozac kicked in.

The bowling ball in the purse did the job, dude. Now have your clandestine cigar.

Left was right…

Right off the edge of the world, apparently…

Sounds like something one of my ex-wives did, when she left me.

Wonder what song she was dancing too?

Uh-Oh! They let Nancy out again, and she’s getting her kicks!

Good morning Sheriff.