Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 18, 2018

and why would your family have a flamethrower, boy?

Why would he destroy a bird house?

And, besides, Elliott’s too young to use the chainsaw.

Tony asked, about 2 hours ago

Drink and drill?

I wouldn’t recommend it. But way better than operating a flamethrower. Mind the fumes!

What, Tony?

Is the kid drinking too?

It’s time for a serious drill… we’ll go over parenting, safety, and leadership… and discuss the rules.

Then we’ll do one with Elliot, too.

BTW the little bird is alarmed….

not the PeterBird…. he just looks resigned.

I think its drilling to say that!!!

Every household should have a Weed Dragon®.

I’d rather drink than drill.

What do you think this is, Tim ‘the tool man’s’ house?

Drink and drill? Never! Each in it’s own time. Now Drink and grill, I’m all in.