Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for November 19, 2018

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    Auntie Socialist  about 6 years ago

    The Red Alert from Star Trek goes “Whirrrrret! Whirrrrret! Whirrrrret!” not “Bwooom! Bwooom! Bwooom!”

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    PoodleGroomer  about 6 years ago

    Auto Destruct Enabled. Detonation in 10…

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    John Wiley Premium Member about 6 years ago

    My text alert is a foghorn I heard in my youth. Now that’ll shake up a meeting!

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    ChessPirate  about 6 years ago

    ♪♫ “Aloha ʻOe, Aloha ʻOe…” ♪♫

    “Mmhlo?”

    “I just called to see how you are.”

    “Mmfn…”

    “You sound strange.”

    “ZZZZZZZ…”

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 6 years ago

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Scott were trying to give himself a heart attack, because he doesn’t want to die old.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 6 years ago

    My ringtone is the classic Doctor Who theme. It starts out attention-grabbing, and isn’t mistaken for anything else going on, unless I’m watching Doctor Who.

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