Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 29, 2018

Insert coffee in here now!

Well, three out of four ain’t bad.

How long is it going to be before he spills that coffee onto his new laptop?

Adams brain needs an upgrade

Mine too

yeah…NO WAY to update THAT for sure. saw with my parents…OFTEN!

Instead of a new laptop he should have sprung for Brain 2.0.

BTW this guy I know, I think his name’s Egor or is it Igor, anyway this guy I know can get Adam a lightly used one real cheap.

By the way Adam, never leave your laptop (new or old) alone at a table in the coffee shop… all kinds of bad people hang around waiting for opportunities like this.

We hope for better, but it’s always the same…same brain.

You can’t write a great novel on a tiny flat Chiclets keyboard. You need a Bluetooth long stroke steampunk keyboard to hammer out new creative thoughts.

And that will be his downfall.

GIGO

“I’ll take ‘Before and After’ for $400, Alex.”

“Adam Newman trying to start a new novel.”

“What is ’Writer’s Blockhead’, Alex?”

“Correct!”

I can relate to this one Adam…..just had a major surgery so am chair bound for the most part. My son got me a new Surface Pro so I could use it while In the recliner chair instead of sitting at my desk. I’ve spent most of my recovery time figuring out how to use it. I do like it though I must say, although the Geek Squad agents and I are on a first name basis by now.

“Same”; “Lame”; only change one letter

The same old brain without any bells and whistles.

Newman’s brain is like Schroedinger’s cat – is it alive or is it dead? Who knows…

Coffee, your body adjusts till you need the coffee to keep the withdrawal symptoms away. Try some German amphetamine chocolate.