Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 17, 2018

Calvin knows his audience.

What would happen if you set up a TV and turned on Monsters Inc?

No laughs. Maybe they aren’t there tonight.

Too hungry to laugh……

Sure they’re not in the closet, Calvin? Maybe a green one eyed one and a big blue furry one???

I Did not know that Calvin lived in Washington DC. :0)

I believe in monsters. Doesn’t everyone?

Even if they don’t laugh, after that story you won’t sleep!

If they were there, you’d hear them slavering …

And there would be a puddle of drool visible.

Maybe it will just be Mike or Sully making an appearance next time.

Well, they do laugh sometimes. Petey chases the closet monsters out. I guess they run under the bed. I have to send the Roomba after them. LOL.

When the girls were little, I’d spray air freshener under the bed. Monsters don’t like pretty smells.

That has been my experience.

Just turn on the light.

If it was a purple people eater,you would be safe.You are not purple ;)

Some monsters have an interesting sense of humor.

You can hear the knives being sharpened.

That’s my favorite kind of story. (Well, maybe not the ‘mauled’ part.)