In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for November 30, 2018

Pfft.. guy is a total freestyle specialist.

They don’t stand a chance.

They could at least add some hurdles. They’re going to be very cross.

But if Peter represents Galilee, he might have a great start but then he’s sunk

Wait until that guy from team Nazarath finds out the lane judge is Charlton Heston

Nazareth is a city, Israel is the country. On the other hand, some will consider the third guy to represent the whole world. It is always dicey to mix religion with comedy.

He’ll win in a walk.

Why does he have brown skin…?

Careful, there are many who actually believe he was white, so your skin accuracy might cause some melting snowflakes.

I think the guy in lane 3 is juicing.

Someone who can beat Phelps !!

LOL! I love that he’s chubby! And the shorts with sneakers kills me!