First step to getting him out would be to tell him to do his own laundry. Next, only buy and serve food you know he hates. Make sure there’s nothing interesting to snack on. Next after that, pull the plug on the tv. Explain that you can no longer afford it. Etc. Keep going in this vein until Zonker decides to leave.
BE THIS GUY almost 6 years ago
She had to let out the jams since he’s gotten fat eating all your food.
DennisinSeattle almost 6 years ago
“Tough Love” this isn’t.
Argythree almost 6 years ago
Still say the ’rents should move to a 55+ community and sell their old home…
HarryCK almost 6 years ago
Dump that hosehead ! But they wont ‘cause he’s momma’s lil’ darlin’ boy.
sueb1863 almost 6 years ago
Quick, while he’s gone, dump his stuff on the lawn and change the locks.
Premnath Kudva almost 6 years ago
What did he mean by “letting out all my jams?”
ChristineMurphy almost 6 years ago
Okay…so what are jams and where did she let them out to.
tremor3258 almost 6 years ago
Easy to forget that Zonker is actually more mature as Sam’s nanny, but this brings it back.
More Coffee Please! Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I’d throw him to the curb and change the locks…
SunflowerGirl100 almost 6 years ago
First step to getting him out would be to tell him to do his own laundry. Next, only buy and serve food you know he hates. Make sure there’s nothing interesting to snack on. Next after that, pull the plug on the tv. Explain that you can no longer afford it. Etc. Keep going in this vein until Zonker decides to leave.
gantech almost 6 years ago
Reason you’re only middle aged once, is because your parents are set to kill you.
Herb L 1954 almost 6 years ago
“Kick Out The Jams” MC5 ;)
ChessPirate almost 6 years ago
Who let the jams out? Bulge! Bulge, bulge!
bakana almost 6 years ago
Clue for Mike:
We may have found out what happened to your Bank Account …
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
Sly, cold blooded manipulator…
parkerinthehouse almost 6 years ago
For some reason I just wanna slap the Zonkster