Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 05, 2018

She had to let out the jams since he’s gotten fat eating all your food.

“Tough Love” this isn’t.

Still say the ’rents should move to a 55+ community and sell their old home…

Dump that hosehead !  But they wont ‘cause he’s momma’s lil’ darlin’ boy.

Quick, while he’s gone, dump his stuff on the lawn and change the locks.

What did he mean by “letting out all my jams?”

Okay…so what are jams and where did she let them out to.

Easy to forget that Zonker is actually more mature as Sam’s nanny, but this brings it back.

I’d throw him to the curb and change the locks…

First step to getting him out would be to tell him to do his own laundry. Next, only buy and serve food you know he hates. Make sure there’s nothing interesting to snack on. Next after that, pull the plug on the tv. Explain that you can no longer afford it. Etc. Keep going in this vein until Zonker decides to leave.

Reason you’re only middle aged once, is because your parents are set to kill you.

“Kick Out The Jams” MC5 ;)

Who let the jams out? Bulge! Bulge, bulge!

Clue for Mike:

We may have found out what happened to your Bank Account …

Sly, cold blooded manipulator…

For some reason I just wanna slap the Zonkster