Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 19, 2018

Okay … how about vertical bars with interpuncts (ie. ||| …) ???

I’m just exclaiming with you, not at you.

I CARRY A HANDKERCHIEF, HA! HI! HO! HE! HU! HY! HH!

ROLLING ON THE FLOOR, LAUGHING MY ASS OFF___ .

‘Please!!!!!!!!!! Remember!!!!!!!!!! To clean up after yourselves!!!!!!!!!!’ -a sign in the Andrews McMeel Syndication breakroom break room

I get your point. Period.

I’m too lazy to get Victor Borge’s musical punctuation routine. I’m more into Jorge Luis, anyway.

“I always laugh at my own jokes. I feel genuine sorrow for people who cannot appreciate just how funny I am!!!”

—King Kai

Did Fitzgerald add the exclamation points to his statement? In that case, I like it even more!

Like more punctuation could make Frog Applause™ more lame.

P.S. Fitzgerald was riffing on Twain – who are You riffing on?

Never say you want to tell a joke. Say you want to tell a story. Call it a story. Let them decide if it’s a joke.

If you don’t laugh at your own jokes, who will?

You are the joke of the universe, you have no right to be here

and weather you can hear it or not the universe is laughing behind your back.

Ntl Lampoon

Too many exclamation crows have been sacrificed for their feathers!

Use exclamation points

and the world uses them with you …!!!!!!!!!!

¡Porque!

I’d sign up for a trial membership and become a PREMIUM MEMBER but that sounds like bragging about my anatomy. What was GoComics thinking? Yes, I have a member that is premium, but asking me to pay for that is something I am unwilling to do. I stand on solid moral grounds here.

Punctuation iz so yesterday grammar iz dead wlcm 2 d futR fuddy duddy #woosh #solame #evendinosaursrcgi #fossilsbelonginmuseums #stickinthemud #okstickinthemudlookskindoflikeanexclamationbutthatsasfarasiwillgo!

Make it a cactus juice and a can of laughter.

F. Scott, you are an Old Fuddy-duddy! I’ll use exclamation points liberally; indeed, whenever I choose to make a pointed point! So, there!

Loose the ravens! Fly, black bird, fly! High! In the sky!

Get the point?!

Lame would-be Grammar Cop! I am the official resident Grammar Police here!

(Is ten in one post enough?)

THAT! IS!! NOT!!! MY!!!! COW!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!