Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 10, 2018

Skyborne Advertising – Home of Sign Man.

P3: measuring #1 for a shroud

P1 Two Open billboards…hard to believe in such a vibrant consumer market. Milford office park, never seen it before, probably half an acre on the outskirts of town.P2 How much does two months cost, and who do we think is buying it?…Maybe Marty’s agent….starting a fire Gil Thorp campaignP3 Thank the lord, basketball has started!!!

Buy one billboard get one free. I actually think they’ll pay anyone who asks for a billboard just to keep Sign Man busy.

P2: Gorilla right arm.

P1, Both offices at the Milford Office Park seem to be thriving. Look at all the cars parked outside.

P2, Is that B Stat Whiz all grown up?

P3, He must have knocked one of the ants on the backboard off and it landed in his eye.

In all reality , P3 # 1 says Hey Buddy ,Watch where your hand is ,save it for the showers !

P2- In the words of the great philospher Fred Flintstone, a little yabba dabba do ya. GilPa has stockpiled massive amounts of Brylcreem in order to create a black market. Thor P and BStatWhiz figure to corner the market and crush Score and Consort Hair Spray.

Wow. Basketball before Christmas?

P2- I wondered if Jared from Subway was out of the Big House!

P3 – What do you expect when you poke yourself in the eye!

P-3: At least one player will get an A in Science with his term paper revealing it hurts when you stick your own finger in your eye and thus ending the debate.

P-1: What the %^&& is Rovertising?

The movie theme continues: “Two Billboards Outside of Milford, Mysterystate”

Milford kids have been watching too much Three Stooges.

Aaaaand…. Slow Sister follows Keri and Jamie down the Memory Hole.

Billboard 1: Hey coach Thorp….Billboard 2: How come you never make the play downs lately?

Is that Joe? Did he get pinkeye from Kelly’s pillowcase?

Ow, my brain!

One more Billboard and they can have a Burma Shave ad. “Big New Tube” " Is Like Louise" “You Get A Thrill With Every Squeeze.”

Yay – I was worried the last story might have a big payoff from that drawn out punter concern they had. Would have ruined the continuity of always having loose ends and random, pointless drama,

So I guess the punting problem was the only way to get the movie buff on the team. So that they could have someone who could video the New Thayer bullies, since it wasn’t possible for just anyone to video that. Which in turn would……wait, was the point of all that anyway?

Why is Skyborne Advertising using terrestrial billboards? Shouldn’t they be using the Goodyear Blimp, skywriting, etc?