Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 26, 2019

Oooh!!!

Poll: What’s your online nickname

Nate finally helped one of his friends instead of being arrogant as usual. Kudos to you, Nate!

It’s like naming Bozo the Clown GQ Man o’ the Year!

That is “invoiceable”, I have to admit!

what time is the debate about Big nate and spyroclub today? i will try to be at the debate. i still think Big nate and spyroclub are different people.

I would have thought Mack.

Hello everyone! So, the comments section has been in pretty much distray with the polls and theme songs and wars and everything, so that’s why we need to elect a leader to help keep everything together and in harmony. That’s right, i’m surprised no one thought of this before, but we need a Gocomics president. I’m not sure when we are going to do elections, but your allowed to put your name in if you wanna try to be president. I wish luck to every candidate, lets make Gocomics great again.

Rules

-To be a candidate, you must have an account on Gocomics and the wiki and you cannot have a criminal record. (Meaning you got banned.)

-DO NOT vote for yourself with other account that you have. The voters must have been seen before on Gocomics and people agree that they are not someone else’s account to vote to prevent this.

-If things get out of hand, then someone can try to overrun the president. During overrunning, people will vote on if the president should say or not. If its half, then the president stays.

-If you are willing to run for president, you must have a vice president that will work for you when you are not online.

-I’m not sure how will users will be allowed to be president, but we can decide that. If the president is absent for more than 3 days, then we will choose another president. If s/he’s going on vacation or something like that, that s/he can tell everyone when s/he is coming back, so we could have a temporary president.

Put your name on the Gocomics wiki page for you to enter!!! https://big-nate-comments.wikia.com/wiki/The_Gocomics_President?venotify=created

I’ve got a dilemma. There’s a girl I’ve got a crush on, and she recently moved across the country to Colorado. I was planning on asking her out when she moves back, which is around July. However, there is also a girl who I have known for about two years. I like both of them. What do I do? Do I ask one of them, or don’t do anything in order to preserve the relationships?Thanks. BTW I’m in 9th grade

Clever! Nate’s a good friend.

I did not expect that.

Macaroni, to Mackbook, to Apple, to Apple Cheeks, to Cheeks, to Butt Cheeks

Chad is lucky, after slipper the nickname could have easily evolved into foot, then toe, then fungus.

Yay, Nate!

Thanks for the flashbacks, Pierce, of “hey, it’s Craft(sic) Macaroni and Cheese!”

Wow! Nate really pulled this off! If only he had this level of success in his schoolwork.

Comment Skit:

MateRight: Going To Prank BabyBanana When He Comes Back To GoComics

Day 1: …

Day 2: …

Day 817: …

A moment of Silence for Gollum’s Departure, Please

Slick , then Stick.

So tomorrow it will devolve to snot

Nate actually helped!!!

Whoa! Does this mean that Nate actually…knew what he was doing?

Nate needs to go into marketing when he grows up.

Woah! So Nate actually succeeded in helping somebody. That’s new.

Reminds me of that one simpsons episode when Homer does some lunchroom trading to turn one little thing into an elegant vegetarian plater.

Nate is really smart like that

Nate is the best! :)

Proof that nicknames are stupid

for a kid who gets terrible grades, Nate’s pretty smart.

Nate is a pro.

MaCaReNa!!!

Gocomics, please add a “hide replies” button. Everyone else, copy & paste this to spread the word.

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Honor nate wright. The master of everything non sports and academic

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