Jamal’s first time to feel like an outsider. And even outsiders like a slice of pumpkin pie now and again. There’s no sin in that (but, watch out for that canned cranberry sauce…)
One thing that makes Thanksgiving the best holiday is the fact that the origin story is so perfectly ahistorical that no sane person would defend it. The holiday is simply about eating a big meal with family and/or friends. We can all do that. Happy Thanksgiving.
This is hilarious! I do this anytime I go to Walmart. I imagine every piece of plastic in that store in the ocean, and then think about how often new shipments come in, and how many stores there are on the plantet. I am not fun to shop with.
Tauhid creator about 6 years ago
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Enjoy your loved ones.
Ida No about 6 years ago
Jamal’s first time to feel like an outsider. And even outsiders like a slice of pumpkin pie now and again. There’s no sin in that (but, watch out for that canned cranberry sauce…)
danketaz Premium Member about 6 years ago
Well, somebody has to be that relative everyone talks about when asked “How was your Thanksgiving?”
gutbloom about 6 years ago
One thing that makes Thanksgiving the best holiday is the fact that the origin story is so perfectly ahistorical that no sane person would defend it. The holiday is simply about eating a big meal with family and/or friends. We can all do that. Happy Thanksgiving.
MilesSilverman about 6 years ago
‘Tis the joy of the holiday spirit!
Pirate Mike creator about 6 years ago
Perhaps he’d have better luck during the halftime show?
Luna, Jasper, and Inigo almost 6 years ago
This is hilarious! I do this anytime I go to Walmart. I imagine every piece of plastic in that store in the ocean, and then think about how often new shipments come in, and how many stores there are on the plantet. I am not fun to shop with.
leopardglily about 2 years ago
I never mention the history of thanksgiving when we have it, we just eat turked and drink cider.