Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch for January 28, 2019

If Samuel Beckett had been a cartoonist, this would be his “Act Without Words.”

Too bad his train of thought took flight!

“I’ll get you Mr. Conductor!” “One of these days!”

Stab yourself with the pen you used to write the note.

ps: I ate your plums.

Murphy’s Law for Suicides

I’m pickle RIIIICK.