Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for December 14, 2018

Well Bub, now you see the evils of a smartphone and Google!

Bub, you wouldn’t dare use this as an excuse to not buy Betty a Christmas present.

If only it were a quilt like great grandma used to make, more than an inch thick and at least 15 pounds of fill. When you pulled it over you, it defined “Snug”

If you were trying to push her into becoming a quilter, you couldn’t have done a better job.

So much emotion over a popular hobby. I don’t get it.

It’s personal now!

This escalated quickly.

If it’s not about you, it not happening

Stay strong Bub. Sleeping on the couch is like camping, but no bug, cold, etc. TV is you campfire and beer is you friend. A good life.

Hope you freeze your buns off tonight without a home-made quilt.

Never had the time to create a beautiful quilt, but have knitted a lot of heavy duty blankets for our dogs. They are certainly appreciative.

Ha ha!

It’s a shame Bub doesn’t realize that Betty, no matter what, will always be Betty and as sexy and beautiful as he sees her now. Also — that crafts do not make one dowdy any more than a garageful of tools makes a man slovenly and unkempt.

Don’t understand your problem with Betty quilting. Appears you lost the battle. Enjoy your night.

Bub, just divorce her. You know you can do so much better.