Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 17, 2019

Time machines were invented in the seventies… so we could skip the eighties.That’s why no one remembers Duran Duran

He’s not going to the 80’s

he found an interesting hedonist society in the future he likes to ‘study’.

He was going back in time to 1955.

“I’m actually headed back to the 1960s, so how about Jane’s Barbarella outfit instead?”

I would go back to the 80’s, Less Political Correctness.

He’s going to visit the Eloi.

Hanoi jane needs a boa constrictor around her neck while you are there

Trying to kill that Hitler dude again?

I have 3 pairs of old fuzzy leg warmers that cover my ankle to knee area; I’ll never part with them. I’m wearing a pair right now! Very nice to have when it’s in the teens and snow on the ground.

If I could go back to the 80’s, I’d go to this fantastic pizza place that is now long gone.

I want my MTV, video killed the radio star.