Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 19, 2019

The arteries should be stuffed like a sausage.

My last visit to the doctor he told me he found blood in my cholesterol stream.

I was told that the 2 arteries that had been opened 9 yrs. ago are now at 50%, so back to the ole’ diet…..

Love that digestive track poster.

Get your squirrel fever shot today! Is that like cat scratch fever?

Get your squirrel fever sh!t today.

If I don’t go to the doctor I can’t be diagnosed with anything serious.

love the little poster to “get your squirrel fever shot today”!

Don’t forget – Squirrel Appreciation Day is Jan. 21st!!!!!! :)

“…as day shall follow night…”

Good ole Ralph, Made to the Poster on the all, I wonder if he’s also gonna be the “Centerfold” next?