Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 09, 2018

Think again.

And yet, the universe will enlighten you.

He’d make a good auditor. He knows how to leave a paper trail.

Oh, trust me, homey, there are things way more embarrassing than that, that will happen to you in a hospital. Check your dignity at the door with your clothing.

Butt I can think of something embarrassing.

It’s that time to take a look back.

At least your butt is covered.

Never say things can’t get worse.

could be worse…could be raining

When he discovers what’s happened, he’ll think that now things can’t get more embarrassing, and he’ll still be wrong.

He’s "cutting bullet patches’! BTW you have to be really old to get this ! ;o} However, people who use muzzleloaders will understand!

Wearing nothing at all?

My last surgery was cataract surgery. The surgery itself is less than 10 minutes and you are wheeled from room to room depending on where you are in the process (pre-op, surgery, post-op).It might have been better to be on a conveyor belt. Anyway, they didn’t even take off my shoes.

Every gown needs a train…

They need to make those gowns to cover up your butt, too!

Krazy Glue? I hope so.

All right, folks, enough of these cracks.

Dr. Cheeks says you can leave now.

They’re open in back; then they have to pull them down in front to attach electrodes to your chest. Doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Really? Nothing? Ok, time for a prostate exam.

The funniest comic of today!

No? and yet, there you are…

My urologist favors female assistants. I’ve had two cytoscopies, a prostate biopsy and prostate resection all overseen [sic] by young ladies…