Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 19, 2018

Marjie trying to pull a trick from the Moon playbook taunting Coach, but he responds a bit differently to a sober person.

Good thing she had a tape recorder or she might have forgotten that Gil said “Always.”

Looks like Rick Soto was too bloated from banana splits to make the starting lineup.

Arapahoe? Where the deuce is that school? Pocahontas, (who later will think about running for President) leads the cheerleading squad and is captain of the debate team.

In all reality , will Marty say " And the Hoes take the court for the tip ! "

What about the Tish concert? I’ve been a big Tish fan for 25 years. Seen her about a dozen times – never seen Kaz there. For anyone interested in hearing her music, the album Culture Swing might make you a fan, too.

I think the number of starters back would be a more pertinent stat.

P1- Why is GilPa wearing baseball pants?

P2- Nothing more stimulating than slapping on some ’lectric Shave and having the beat reporter get as close as she can.

P3- Good to see Filion beat that Rainy Day Feelin’ Again. Dixie Beer sign on press row?

Arapahoe will be hard to beat. Where’s Hiawatha Jones when you need him?

P2: “would you like a bite of my Kit-Kat bar? It goes good with coffee”

P-2: Stand alone cell for we lovers of the implied

Arapahoes no like Winter Snows

P2 would have been a great time for have Gil channel Jim Mora. “PLAYDOWNS!?”

P1, Where’s the GIL mug?

P2, Marjie, we have a very talented team, too. Why Rick Soto can sing, dance and pound banana splits like there’s no tomorrow and he doesn’t even start!

P3, Okay, what happened to Pirate TV?

Why is Marjie wearing jodhpurs and riding boots? Does she have a leather riding crop in her bag? Does she have some sort of kinky play date scheduled with Marty Moon?

“Lanky Soph Marcell Irby” isn’t all that easy to say; so the fact that Marty Moon was able to rattle it off with no problem is a good indication that he’s doing this game sober.

Is Marcel lanky or scrawny?? I would never have figured he was a center from early strips where he was mostly on the ground.

Are we ready for some Mediocre??

…always good to see Marjie show up…I understand BKB has been working with Lanky Soph Marcel Irby in the low post and in the showers in his grad assistant role, will make things happen…sparse crowd for the opener, let’s hope the Tate’s Creek game generates more excitement…

It’s opening night for the Mudlarks! I hope the one fan who showed up enjoys the game.

Arapahoe? Isn’t that the linebacker that went from the ’Skins to the Titans?

P3- Metrosexual Lini Verde has slipped into an Arapahoe uni to take vengeance on Thorp for not letting him shoot at will as a Mudlark.

when coming down from an outside jumper , Marcel blows out his ACL; thus burying a three with a wounded knee.

Arapahoe? Isn’t that the answer to the question, “What could I package up as a gift for Moon?”