Pluggers by Rick McKee for December 27, 2018

as if

Nice try but it does not work that way , might help if you know the judge ;-)

You have to have contacts——-but not in your eyes.

If you get stopped in Florida, you better get your checkbook out!

Pluggers are more likely to be pulled over for doing 45 in the passing lane.

Careful! That “senior discount” might be a removal of your driver’s license.

I didn’t think a “Pluggermobie” would move fast enough to be considered speeding.

They let you sit up front in the courtroom…

How did that clunker even get close to the speed limit, much less break it?

It’s not a speeding ticket. It’s for a bad taillight, or a bad muffler, something like that.