Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 22, 2019

Seven blocks? No New Yorker takes a cab for 7 blocks.

They’re gonna find this guy in one of Tony Soprano’s dump trucks ten years from now.

This is one of my favorite Doonesbury storylines. JJ driving a cab like a psycho, Alex sitting by her feet and piping up from time to time – comedy gold.

And they say men won’t ask for directions.

The cabbie from hell guaranteed to drive you crazy!

Well, at least she speaks clearly while she is extending the ride.

She should start asking him questions and pretend she is that quiz taxi.

I’d love to know how she got from near 53rd Street and the U.N. to the GWB so quickly.

You’d be paying more than the tolls if that was me. I’d jump out the first time you stopped, and if you want to explain to the cops why you’re taking a 7-block rider to Jersey, more power to you.

I don’t understand any of this. Why doesn’t he just drive there? Is that a classic Checker Cab?

Watch out for BRIDGEGATE!

really? where I live that fare is like bread and butter.

Many furloughed federal workers are driving for Uber and Lyft to buy groceries. Hope they’re better than JJ!

He’s going to take in the shorts over this shortcut.