That is one spacious doghouse. The owner must spend a lot of time in there. When he tries to explain this to his wife, she’ll accuse him of drinking again and send him out there again tonight.
If the little green man has extraterrestrial superpowers, why is he hiding? Use them on the human to alter his memory. If he can make a dog talk, he can probably handle that. Not as funny, though.
enigmamz almost 6 years ago
And I’ve never torn up my neighbor’s flower bed and I’ve never pooped in my owner’s shoe!!!
danketaz Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Luckily that’s Elmer out there so they got away with it.
Farside99 almost 6 years ago
That is one spacious doghouse. The owner must spend a lot of time in there. When he tries to explain this to his wife, she’ll accuse him of drinking again and send him out there again tonight.
Pet almost 6 years ago
“i mean…WOOF!”
Terr Bear Premium Member almost 6 years ago
If the little green man has extraterrestrial superpowers, why is he hiding? Use them on the human to alter his memory. If he can make a dog talk, he can probably handle that. Not as funny, though.
juneybug almost 6 years ago
Should have worked on the dumb mutt part first.
Cerabooge almost 6 years ago
Hey dog, if you want to act anthropomorphically, grab the gun and shoot the human.
NORTHIDAHO almost 6 years ago
Of course if the LGM has extraterrestrial superpowers he wouldn’t have to hide in a doghouse.
pchemcat almost 6 years ago
You should have hidden out with cats Mr. ET, we humans don’t even bother questioning them because we know we will only get a “butt-lick” response.
Lablubber almost 6 years ago
And while I’m at it, DiMaggio.
Widdershins almost 6 years ago
That’s anthropomorphs for you!
Petemejia77 almost 6 years ago
TLTR!