Herman by Jim Unger for December 29, 2018

Phonnnne hommmmme

I wonder if he wants to talk to the insurer.

Hmmm, I don’t see the Betelguese star system listed here.

What happens when the nearest cell tower is three light-years away.

Operator: Please deposit 529,758 quarters, I’ll wait.

What’s an operator?

As if a pay phone could be found anymore.

Guess the alien didn’t have a satellite phone handy.

I need to call the GTA (Galactic Transportation Association).

Apparently they drink a lot of beer on his/her planet! ;o}

Obviously not an intelligent life form.

Hopefully they have a listing for MIB.

Sheesh ! Didn’t realize that there was another telephone both and rotary phone left on our planet ?

That’s easy. Just dial 1 (13 digit galaxy code) (12 digit solar system code) (2 digit planet code) (2 digit country code) (3 digit area code) (7 digit phone number)

As hard to find a portable phonograph and a speak-and-spell as it is to find a pay phone, these days.

What is this thing you call “operator”?

i’m amazed you found a payphone

Dad! Come get me quick! I’m stuck in a really really bad neighbourhood!

Should have bought the extended warranty.