Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 18, 2018

The Mittens is full of puns lately. But seriously, he needs to wear the Ugly Christmas vest just for Grandma. Remember #livertreats.

#Festive is not #Fancy

Stick to your guns, Mitty. Don’t let Grandma demean you – you’re a CAT!

It’s going to take a miracle to make him wear the vest.

#putthatonmeiscratchyoureyesout

Hold the line, Mitty! If you wear it, it’ll never stop. Hoomins are like that.

#playdead

Hey, Mitty, how long can you resist catnip? Catnip coma = photo-shoot.

Not many cats like clothes. I once knew a family whose huge Manx cat would tolerate being dressed in old baby clothes and carried around all day by the daughter, but that was about the only one.

#fullyvested

“But Mitty, Grandma has a whole package of liver treats for you.”

Don’t do it Mitty!!

Grandma may get run over by a reindeer (vested cat}.

#no

#just,no