Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 06, 2011
January 05, 2011
January 07, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: Do you think maybe it's not a good idea to wear a red plaid sportcoat to a funeral? Man: It is if it's the only sportcoat you've got left that fits. I'll just try to look extra somber.
How can I guy own ONLY a red plaid sports jacket? Better to go in a sedate polo shirt & slacks. Believe me, I’ve seen a lot less formal than that at funerals.
At least he’s not going in wearing a T-shirt, blue jeans, cowboy boots, and wearing a baseball cap backwards – which is what I saw a lot of at my cousin’s funeral………..”Me” and the preacher were the only two in attendance wearing a jacket and tie. (I guess I’ve lived too long.)
An old friend of mine said he went to his grandmothers funeral and one of his uncles walked into the church during the service with a beer in one hand and the remainder of the six-pack in the other.
I, my younger son, and about 15 of my elder son’s friends all wore guayabera shirts to my son’s funeral as those were his favorite shirts to wear because of all the pockets in them. I even gave some of his friends some of Mike’s shirts to wear if they couldn’t find one to fit them.
pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
Especially when the funeral is in a bullfighting arena.
tis4kis almost 14 years ago
Maybe they’re bidding a final farewell to a lumberjack.
cdward almost 14 years ago
How can I guy own ONLY a red plaid sports jacket? Better to go in a sedate polo shirt & slacks. Believe me, I’ve seen a lot less formal than that at funerals.
rw1h almost 14 years ago
At least he’s not going in wearing a T-shirt, blue jeans, cowboy boots, and wearing a baseball cap backwards – which is what I saw a lot of at my cousin’s funeral………..”Me” and the preacher were the only two in attendance wearing a jacket and tie. (I guess I’ve lived too long.)
runar almost 14 years ago
cdward - It’s not the only one he owns - he said it’s the only one he owns that fits.
Totalloser Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Maybe the deceased is a big Bobby Knight fan
Redhead55 almost 14 years ago
An old friend of mine said he went to his grandmothers funeral and one of his uncles walked into the church during the service with a beer in one hand and the remainder of the six-pack in the other.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I wore a blue & white, horse blanket, poncho to the last one. It was his favorite poncho & no one else thought that he should wear it.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Red: pre-wake prep.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Used to live in a poncho villa, chuk?
SClark55 Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Shoulda done what I did last time - leave it unbuttoned so nobody can tell it’s too tight…..
AladdinSane almost 14 years ago
Clown Funeral
tedcoop almost 14 years ago
pouncingtiger, cattle are red-green color-blind.
MisngNOLA almost 14 years ago
I, my younger son, and about 15 of my elder son’s friends all wore guayabera shirts to my son’s funeral as those were his favorite shirts to wear because of all the pockets in them. I even gave some of his friends some of Mike’s shirts to wear if they couldn’t find one to fit them.