Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 05, 2019

Riiiight since theres no dogs around to blame.

Who pulled his finger?

Pine-scented?

Don’t be such a dummy.

Shortly afterwards, Edgar Bergen chose a more appropriate act and name for ’Barty McFarty".

Who wood have thought.

Silly me!

I thought the announcer said they’d be performing light “farce.”

Don’t give Jeff Dunham any ideas! (though I wouldn’t put it past Walter to do that)

I heard it, but I never even saw the ventriloquist’s butt move!

Dia-“log” to follow!

Their act is a gas!

I thought ventriliquists learned how to throw their voice, so wood this guy be called a proctoliquist?

you can throw those too?

Do you smell smoke?

Blame it on the dog. LOL

Yep, he comes equipped with silly cyanide.

These jokes are just falling flatulent.

Just remember, “He who smelt it, dealt it.”

I saw your lips move!

Who stepped on that frog?!

“What are you, some kind of butt ventriloquist?” — Butt-head to Beavis

Howdy do dat?