In the Old West one day, a cowboy rode into town and tied his horse to the hitching post in front of the saloon. He then walked behind the horse, lifted its tail, and kissed it. He kissed that horse right square on the posterior tip of the alimentary canal. An old man sitting on a rocking chair in front of the saloon couldn’t believe his eyes. “Dang, Mister! What the heck did you do that fer?” “Well,” the cowboy replied, “I got real bad chapped lips.” “Is that supposed to cure ‘em?” Asked the old timer. “Nope,” said the cowboy, “but it sure as heck keeps me from lickin’ ‘em.”
There’s a great scene near the end of “Shane” where little Joey runs around doing exactly what Charlie Brown is doing.
Shermie’s western-style gloves are great but they go over his elbows, which would have been ideal for baking cookies but real cowboys didn’t do that in the old days—their mommies did!!
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
a cowboy without a little horse, but rather with a little hoarse… just great
jackhammer165 over 5 years ago
Maybe a tad too young for the standard cowboy throat lubricant (and disinfectant), alcohol!
SonicFan91 over 5 years ago
This is amazing
orinoco womble over 5 years ago
Yup. I remember when toy cap pistols were standard Christmas gifts, with or without holster.
Otto Knowbetter over 5 years ago
In the Old West one day, a cowboy rode into town and tied his horse to the hitching post in front of the saloon. He then walked behind the horse, lifted its tail, and kissed it. He kissed that horse right square on the posterior tip of the alimentary canal. An old man sitting on a rocking chair in front of the saloon couldn’t believe his eyes. “Dang, Mister! What the heck did you do that fer?” “Well,” the cowboy replied, “I got real bad chapped lips.” “Is that supposed to cure ‘em?” Asked the old timer. “Nope,” said the cowboy, “but it sure as heck keeps me from lickin’ ‘em.”
I❤️Peanuts over 5 years ago
There’s a great scene near the end of “Shane” where little Joey runs around doing exactly what Charlie Brown is doing.
Shermie’s western-style gloves are great but they go over his elbows, which would have been ideal for baking cookies but real cowboys didn’t do that in the old days—their mommies did!!
Godfreydaniel over 5 years ago
Of course if you have laryngitis your revolver has a built-in silencer……….
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Did you run out of “caps?” (Anyone?)
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
The Indians … er, Native Americans … um, Indigenous People’s don’t have that problem. They kill the good guys with arrows and the tomahawk chop.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 5 years ago
His voice is shot.