Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for February 03, 2021

I’m sure Johann made his son Ludwig practice the piano 24 hours daily.

Culture is lost on some folks, Schroeder!

He only does the B list composers.

Bartok, Schroeder?

All I know about him is that I really enjoy his atonal pieces. Or at least the ones others say are atonal, though Bartok denied it.

I don’t know what any of that means. I only know I like those bits. And that if you say something like that at a cocktail party, no one will challenge you.

Next we’ll learn Schroeder composes in the style of Glass. I like him too.

I wonder what Schroeder would have thought of Victor Borge.

Just wait about fifty or sixty years… It’s only going to get worse.

At some point, you’ll do something amazing, then someone says something even more amazing than your thing. I’ve learned this from experience.

Yeah, but he can only Handel playing Arnold Schnozzberg. I was Chopin at the bit for this one, but I think I’ll go in Haydn now.

Why is playing by nose worse than playing by ear? Lots of musicians BRAG about that…

Learn to play Clair de Lune, Schroeder.

Maybe spin some plates on rods while playing the dramatic conclusion of the Apassionata?

Don’t worry, Schroeder! Unless he can play Beethoven with his nose. Otherwise, meet him for a tv special and destroy him, especially when everyone sees how young you are with your skills.

Charlie Brown was really a jerk in the early days.

Once he finishes with the Bs, Chopin is next.

Charlie Brown has got to be the hardest person to talk to. Ever