Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for April 15, 2023

Running a gag into the ground.

We need government action to stop global shoe scuffing. We have only 5 or 10 years!

If thirty million years of dinosaurs didn’t do it, I think we’re safe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ioQcoLfEs8

The earth fights back! You should see the wear and tear on my shoes after a year!

The good news is when the Earth is the size of a basketball, it will be easy to solve all its problems with a broom and trashcan.

Lucy’s been playing Woody Guthrie’s Dust Bowl Ballads too much and she never should have watched “The Grapes of Wrath” on TV.

I’m surprised Lucy hasn’t admonished Pigpen yet. He’s worn down the Earth more than anybody.

We need… hover shoes.

a basketball? not the size of a sunflower seed?

I often wondered where today’s extreme climatologist came from. They must have graduated from the “Lucy School of Knowledge”.

Now I can’t help wondering if the Earth has an erosionous zone.

Lucy’s mind continues to erode with doom and gloom.

Only the top is wearing down, Lucy. Soon the Earth will be flat and cats will come along and knock everything off.

Do shut up, Lucy.

But Lucy where do you think the scuffed material goes?