TO: Secretary of Defense, The Pentagon, Washington, D.C., U.S.A.
FROM: S. Claus
Dear Mr. Secretary:
As you know, I will be making my annual Christmas Eve flight on 24 December. Please inform your SAC radar installations and DEW line posts that I will be the blip on their radar screens that night.
I would be quite chagrined if, instead of bringing the world good cheer, I brought it the start of World War III.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 11 months ago
Now phrased as, “It is what it is”.
constantine48 11 months ago
I guess that’s why NORAD started tracking him every year.
j_m_kuehl 11 months ago
Don’t worry Slim Pickens will safely ride that missile past Sant’s Sleigh
therese_callahan2002 11 months ago
Years later, 99 red balloons would be shot down.
iggyman 11 months ago
You are quite the naysayer Lucy!
markkahler52 11 months ago
Santa tends to avoid the Middle East, especially now
Rasslebear 11 months ago
And this was way before Tim Burton’s “The Nightmare Before Christmas.”
uniquename 11 months ago
I would say that was a misguided missile, Lucy.
Blu Bunny 11 months ago
Be like a pinata busted open, the people there will get all the presents.
Blu Bunny 11 months ago
I always thought Santa flew under the radar so he wasn’t detected.
jrankin1959 11 months ago
From MAD Magazine:
TO: Secretary of Defense, The Pentagon, Washington, D.C., U.S.A.
FROM: S. Claus
Dear Mr. Secretary:
As you know, I will be making my annual Christmas Eve flight on 24 December. Please inform your SAC radar installations and DEW line posts that I will be the blip on their radar screens that night.
I would be quite chagrined if, instead of bringing the world good cheer, I brought it the start of World War III.
Sincerely, S. Claus
cc: Defense Minister, Moscow, U.S.S.R.
Bruce388 11 months ago
Unlike Charlie Brown, I’d be worried sick.
ChessPirate 11 months ago
Pshaw! Santa’s way too fast for mere missiles! ㋛
MT Wallet 11 months ago
Oct. 28 Heathcliff.
mikey44 11 months ago
Robot chicken did a skit where the Air Force shot down Santa.