Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 22, 2018

She’ll want to kittyhandle you. But guys can overlook a lot, including happy hour breath.

#givemetheboxandnoonegetshurt

The Mittens will do whatever it takes to claim those boxes!

Not manhandle. #womanhandle

Sad truth, y’all. Kitties pay to play. Hoomans want snuggles for any favors.

So Mittens, you have to be bribed to let Drunk Patty have a little bit of happiness? Maybe you are why she drinks!

My parents are visiting for a couple of days. Ember has major stranger danger and has bee hiding most of that time. However, I told my mother to put an empty box on the living room floor. Sure enough, once Ember was aware of the box, she came to check it out.

And then scurried back to her hiding place, but still.

#boxwhine

Mittens would like England.: Boxing Day

“Are you mad?” I havent heard that question in a long time. It’s a good one.

#nevermetaboxididnotlike

A cat’s gotta do what he’s gotta do. #Anythingforabox.