Close to Home by John McPherson for December 31, 2018

“Honey, go keep the guests amused for the next, oh, week or so.”

Time to order some pizzas.

Where’s Hank Hill when you need him? He sells PRO-PAYNE an’ PRO-PAYNE SUH-PLEYES! ;-D

An electric griddle and waffle iron will work for everything. The turkey will be a challenge. They cook faster if you cut them first and cook the slices..

Gonna need a higher wattage bulb…

Hello Dominos!

Ah, the easy fake oven.

Ply them with wine, no one will care.

I wish John were a better artist. His drawings drive me crazy.

Wow, not even in a nightmare would I do that. To many pizza or Chinese delivery services.

I remember those. My sister would make little cakes – about a bite each if I recall. Gonna be a long night!

Have a Happy New Years tonight Bleeb, Impkins Patsnozzle, and Friends.

Something’s wrong with her right arm. And where is Brad Pitt, I mean Bleeb?

But the party was a gas.

with incandescent bulbs being phased out, the new Easy Bake has heating elements that can heat up to 375 degrees. Not the Easy Bake we had!

We’ll see Bleeb later today… :)

Everything is going to come off half baked.

Yesterday, John (The Tooninator) informed us that:

“There is only ONE Bleeb! The other is Dalcon, Bleeb’s evil nemesis”.

uh….duh…order 3 pizzas?

Everyone is getting salmonella for dinner.