“There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.” Erma Bombeck
“The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.” Alice Cooper
“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” Dave Barry
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” Johnny Carson
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” Phyllis Diller
“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.” Jay Leno
Yakety Sax almost 6 years ago
“There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.” Erma Bombeck
“The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.” Alice Cooper
“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” Dave Barry
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” Johnny Carson
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” Phyllis Diller
“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.” Jay Leno
oakie817 almost 6 years ago
https://youtu.be/WwdI-gbm5kE