Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 12, 2019

One the few times “Pig” and “considerate guest” were used in the same sentence.

Wow, considering how pigs live on the farm, in all that much and mud.

Hey, I’m in the same “league” as you, Pig. Somehow, I’m not feeling as proud as I suppose I should be… :D

Dear, sweet Pig.

Putting the “pathetic” in “empathetic.”

Wonder what Rat would get ? …………Croc Power!

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Which “Pig” are they alluding to?

Any reason why none of these characters ever got specific names? [other than Larry of course]

I’ve always seen Pig as considerate. It is one of his enduring qualities.

Don’t underestimate the importance of being a good guest! In a time when rudeness seems rampant, consideration id appreciated even more.

Writer Rick is rhetorically restrained.

I find that hard to “squalor!”

Pig’s might be less prestigious but it’s a useful review to have and a bit heartwarming too. How many people don’t come even close to getting a review like that?

Love the 5-star reviews I get when I buy stuff on eBay. Great A+++ buyer! Yeah, ’cuz I handed you my money.

At least, Rick, isn’t another “Bob”

Yelp. 5 stars, Baby.

Don’t forget the “muck and mire.”

Pig is nothing if not considerate.

We take our ego-stroking where we can get it, Writer Rick. Good for you, Pig!

Now, can we get back to bashing Cartoon-Boy?

I don’t get it