Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 21, 2018

Ask not for whom Taco Bell tolls!

Archie Pelago is close

Love it,really LOL.

“He’s a peninsula.” — Jefferson Airplane

“No taco is a vegetable.”

I dunno…it depends on what you put on that taco…

That’s real horse sense.

Few roads are made of guacamole, but the ones that are make driving a nightmare.

What is Horace’s middle name?

A few weeks later, Horace received the rejection letter from the publisher of “Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations”.

Keep going, Horace, I bet you have a million of them!

You’re off to a good start so far, Horace.

How much does a philosophy major earn?

Wisdom for the ages, by H. H. Horse!

There was a Far Side with the caption “No man is an island”. It showed a man floating on his back ordering some little islanders to get off of him. If I recall, he might even have had a little palm tree growing on him.

An island is not a man.

But some of us are mighty long peninsulas.

All quotes in first-order logic:∀x Mx⇒¬Ix. ∀x Tx⇒¬Vx. ∀x Ax⇒¬Cx. ¬∀x Rx⇒Gx.

“Happy Jack wasn’t old, but he was a man He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man” Anyone?

Challenge accepted, Mr. Horse.

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