The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 04, 2019

Even though he apparently had it dry cleaned?

It must be returned in the original packaging, which appears to missing.

Sorry, Your Majesty, but we don’t accept used air!

But he’s showing you the receipt. Don’t you see it there on top of the clothes?

Can you imagine what Bezos might do with clothes like that? Instant delivery via the internet with free and instant return for Prime members. And they are guaranteed to fit. He’d make a fortune worthy of a king.

Speaking of the Emperor’s new clothes… Makes you wonder, Did Putin keep the receipt?

Well, they were a gift and I’m showing them to you right now.

He’s returning them because they brought out the worst in him.

Illinois voters?

Here’s your refund in bitcoins.

Are you sure you want to return those? People just rave about them.

Damned technicalities.

“And in which of our stores was this gold, frankinsence and myrrh purchased?”

Episode 35: The naked and the thread . :>)

The American people would also like to return the emperor’s new clothes, along with the emperor himself.

The clothes are as tacky as they are non-existent, the emperor is just defective!