Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 10, 2019

roasted Adam coming RIGHT UP! just don’t ask where…

Going for a run with hand-warmers in the shorts. I guess Adan is going to be hot to trot.

Sounds like a recipe for chafing (chaffing?) to me…

Nothing wrong with that. Prep-ing for the cold is about ways to stay comfortable in an uncomfortable situation. Still, your pants are a little south of your core, but still worth keeping cozy.

The act of running warms you up. But, what would Adam know about that?

Do you smell bacon frying?

But when one of the warmers start to fall out as you run by the girls in the park, then what? (Visualize that and the girls reactions.)

Adam always was a hands-on type of guy…

Boiled eggs?

Creepy! (Including the comments!)

Okay Adam, why would you have your hands in your underpants while you’re running?

Chestnuts roasting by an open fire….

A cheap, but effective substitute for chemical hand warmers are 20 ounce plastic drink bottles. Fill them up with hot tap water and close the plastic caps tight. When placed in coat pockets, they will keep the pockets warm for several hours at temperatures in the 20 degree farenheit weather.

That’s an awfully racy statement for such a young boy to be making. What is Adam teaching his kids?

Chestnuts roasting in his undies fire….911 is being dialed…