F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 04, 2019

to certified them? the coach here?

And every one gets a trophy to prove it.

I suffered through two miserable years of Little League baseball. I was not an athlete then nor will I ever be one.

Yup. They’ll be 40 and, over their enormous beer bellies, they will recount their glorious days in after-school sports!

See: “Glory Days; Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band”

Gimme an “F”!…Gimmie a “U”!…..

Great, now where’s my signing bonus?

I soon learned to be bad at sports and was very quickly excused from playing. My preference was for mental exercise.