Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 20, 2019

Why were those people one pound short? (What was the cause of the blood-red rainfall?)

I find that rather interesting!

How did they know the bladders were totally empty ? Male dogs always save a little for trail marking ;-)

Not all animals, all mammals. I’ve read that article and, in my opinion, has nothing to do with urination. It’s all about defecation and only from a particular male bovine type…

Wasn’t there a song by Peter Gabriel called “Red Rain?”

Red rain from an oddly colored cloud is mentioned in one of my books.

I have the one dog that holds it forever and then takes 5 minutes to go.

Was that pie evenly baked? How?

I’ve never seen any dog of mine take 21 second to pee.

Add up the two seconds here, three seconds there, etc… all along the walk, 21 seconds sounds about right for him to earn his nickname “Pierre”…

But…no one ate the pie because they didn’t have enough cans of ReadyWhip!

Shoot. A glass of prune just will stretch that out for hours. BTW must be an interesting person to sit and time the dogs…

They had so much pumpkin… and everybody was already sick of it. So sb called the Guiness Book of Records editorial office and asked which the biggest pumpkin cake they ever registered was. PS: Of course, there was no oven. They used 187 Bunsen burners.

The pissing thing. Does that include mankind?

When a man gets to be in his mid to late 60’s it starts taken a little longer to empty, and it becomes more urgent sooner than it used to.

Oh man! If only Slayer was playing in India that day! But don’t know if they have a metal scene.

Red rain is not really all that rare. It happens when red dust gets blown to the upper atmosphere, then trapped in rain droplets.

And ‘Purple Rain’ came from … somewhere else entirely …

Aw crap… Now I will be timing myself every time I pee.